There's a University Course for that?

What do y ou want to be when you grow up?

After cracking up over a bowl of Cornflakes of the idea of there being a 'David Beckam' University course I decided to do some further research, so I scanned the UCAS courses to see what other random interests you could study. I mean people laugh at you for studying Philosophy or Liberal Studies or even Classical Studies or Media but things get even stranger!

I've got a friend with a degree in Forensic Pathology in Northern Ireland when there's only one forensic pathology job in the whole country so she's morbidly waiting for them to die like Prince Charles!!!! and currently working in Tesco's.

Forget History of Art or IT as random and useles courses out in the big bad world and try some of these?

Actual courses from actual UNIVERSITIES (not random small techs) in the UK for 2011!

School of Oriental and African Studies (University of London) (S09)
qualification =
Ancient Near Eastern Studies (Q400)
3FT Hon BA
Bournemouth University (B50)
qualification=
Popular Music (W340)
2FT Fdg FdA
Hereford College of Arts (H18)
qualification=
Artist Blacksmithing (W720)
3FT Hon BA
University of Westminster (W50)
qualification=
Fashion Buying Management (N590)
4SW Hon BA
The University of Stirling (S75)
qualification=
Global Cinema (P390)
4FT Hon BA
Bath Spa University (B20)
qualification=
Contemporary Circus and Physical Performance (W900)
2FT Fdg FdA
Myerscough College (M99)
qualification=
Cricket Coaching (XC1P)
2FT Fdg FdA
Newcastle College (N23)
qualification=
Cricket Coaching (XC16)
1FT Cer CertHE
The University of Nottingham (N84)
qualification=
Crop Science (D401)
3FT Hon BSc
Crop Science with Cert in European Studies (D402)
4FT Hon BSc
University of Brighton (B72)
qualification=
Viticulture and Oenology (D636) Study of WINE!
3FT Hon BSc
Bath Spa University (B20)
qualification=
Professional Musicianship (W310)
2FT Fdg FdMus
Oxford University (O33)
qualification=
Experimental Psychology (C830)
3FT Hon BA
University of Central Lancashire (C30)
qualification=
Fire and Leadership Studies (LN42)
3FT Hon BSc
Writtle College (W85)
qualification=
Professional Floristry (DW47)
2FT Fdg FdSc
De Montfort University (D26)
qualification=
Footwear (WJ74)
2FT Fdg FdA
University of Exeter (E84)
qualification=
Flexible Combined Honours - (Global Futures - sustainability (themed pathway)) (Y004)
3FT Hon BA/BSc
The University of Birmingham (B32)
qualification=
Applied Golf Management Studies (N290)
3FT Hon BA
Nottingham Trent University (N91)
qualification=
Fashion Knitwear Des and Knitted Textiles (W222)
4SW Hon BA
University of Leeds (L23)
qualification=
Mind and Knowledge (V551)
3FT Hon BA
Newcastle University (N21)
qualification=
Philosophical St: Knowledge and Human Interests (V000)
3FT Hon BA
Aberystwyth University (A40)
Qualification=
Welsh History/Information & Library Studies (PVC2)
3FT Hon BA
The University of Birmingham (B32)
Qualification=
Money, Banking & Finance with Portuguese (4yrs) (N3R5)
4FT Hon BSc
Staffordshire University (S72)
qualification=
Geography with Mountain Leadership (F8X3)
3FT Hon BSc
Geography with Mountain Leadership (L7N8)
3FT Hon BA
University of Cambridge (C05)
qualification=
Anglo-Saxon, Norse, and Celtic (QQ59)
3FT Hon BA
Bournemouth University (B50)
qualification=
Sustainable Graphics & Packaging Design (Top Up) (W214)
1FT Hon BA

Edge Hill University (E42)
qualification=
Playwork (X312)
2FT Fdg FdA
Central School of Speech and Drama, University of London (C35)
qualification=
Theatre Practice: Puppetry (W441)
3FT Hon BA
Brunel University (B84)
qualification=
Creative Writing (W800)
3FT Hon BA
Harper Adams University College (H12)
qualification=
Off Road Vehicle Design - Marketing & Management (H3N5)
4SW Hon BSc#
Off-Road Vehicle Design (H336)
3FT/4SW Hon BEng
Aberystwyth University (A40)
qualification=
Romance Languages (4 years) (Q990)
4FT Hon BA
Coventry University (C85)
qualification=
Disaster Management (NH22)
3FT/4SW Hon BSc
Neath Port Talbot College (N13)
qualification=
Substance Misuse (L591)
1FT Cer CertHE
Cornwall College (C78)
qualification=
Surf Science and Technology (CF68)
2FT Fdg FdSc
University of Worcester (W80)
qualification=
Arboriculture & Tree Management (D501)
1FT Hon BSc
The University of Nottingham (N84)
qualification=
Viking Studies (VQ43)
3FT Hon BA
I love the way that if you stick 'sciences' onto the end of something it becomes legitimate - Rugby Sciences, Cat Showwing Scienes! So what on earth DO you do with a BA in Road Management?